For almost two years, this blog provided a thought every weekday with questions on Fridays. Now I post when inspiration strikes.
I just like punchlines. "Flip her over Dad, I'd rather have a puppy."Cute and wrong all at the same time.
agree. punchlines save time. "how the hell does a six-year-old know what presumptuous means?!"
What kind of bees make milk?
This guy has just moved into his new house on a ranch he sees a car pulling up his long driveway and a guy gets out.Guy: Hey i'm your neighbor down the road i know you're new so i just wanted to invite you to my party tonight, should be great there's going to be drinking, fighting and fucking.The new guy says: That sounds fun, what should i wear.To which the guy replies: doesn't matter, it's just going to be me and you.
I wish I had done this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
what's the hardest part about rollerblading?telling your dad you're gay.
A really bad one:What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing. You already told her twice.
My friend Jeff made this up all by himself:When I was a kid, we were so poor for Halloween we used a colostomy bag to go trick or treat. It worked okay, but at the end of the night all you got was shitty candy.
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