Friday, May 15, 2009

Heard any good jokes lately? I could use one.

9 comments:

darcy twarog said...

I just like punchlines.

"Flip her over Dad, I'd rather have a puppy."

Cute and wrong all at the same time.

Liza Behles said...

agree. punchlines save time.

"how the hell does a six-year-old know what presumptuous means?!"

kbhaupt said...

What kind of bees make milk?

kbhaupt said...

boobies!!!!!

Rusty Broome said...

This guy has just moved into his new house on a ranch he sees a car pulling up his long driveway and a guy gets out.

Guy: Hey i'm your neighbor down the road i know you're new so i just wanted to invite you to my party tonight, should be great there's going to be drinking, fighting and fucking.

The new guy says: That sounds fun, what should i wear.

To which the guy replies: doesn't matter, it's just going to be me and you.

Nat said...

I wish I had done this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Annie Johnston said...

what's the hardest part about rollerblading?




telling your dad you're gay.

Jackie said...

A really bad one:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?










Nothing. You already told her twice.

Colin Gray said...

My friend Jeff made this up all by himself:

When I was a kid, we were so poor for Halloween we used a colostomy bag to go trick or treat.

It worked okay, but at the end of the night all you got was shitty candy.