Monday, April 28, 2008

If I see one more gag-inducing BEEF ad featuring a raw meat mountain oozing buttercheese, I swear I’ll puke all over the magazine, wall and floor.

Click here, but grab a bucket first.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what ad you're talking about, but it sounds delicious.

Unknown said...

At least send us a link, Dan, so we can join in your pain.

But I do recall and episode of ATHF where Meatwad was a circus side show called Meat Mountain. Something like that.

No buttercheese, though.

Then I found $10.

Rusty Broome said...

Ok ok be angered over your beef ads, but you can't tell me the Red Lobster commercials don't make you want to eat your weight in shrimp and cheddar bay biscuits.

Truzen said...

(Looking at ad) Seriously, what the hell is that? The mountain idea doesn't strike me as all the creative, but at least it's passible. The butter cheese however, makes me want to lead the hurling.

Elizabeth said...

As a frequent reader of food mags, I instantly knew what you were talking about.

I keep trying to figure out what the strategy is - are they trying to sell beef as being "natural" to combat bad press about cows eating their own realtives' brains?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Unknown said...

Gravy river, people. There's a river, made of gravy.

(insert yacking noises here)

Christopher said...

I eat my meat rare. Those ads make me hungry. Beef. It's what's for my dinner.